Gaan-di Sooch

1. Bada hua to kya hua,
Ya bade ka chhota hua kya hua!!!

2. Na aand ka na gaand ka,
Gyaan chode brahmand ka!!

3. Sambandh kabhi bhi jeet kar nahi nibhaye ja sakte,
Sambandhon ki khushhaali jhukne aur sahne se badhti hai..!!

4. Fridge ka paani kitna bhi pee lo,
Pyaas to choot ke paani se hi bujhti hai

5. Sabr koi kamzori nahi hoti hai,
Ye wo taakat hoti hai jo hilaane se nahi hoti.

6. Zindagi mein ek baar bharose ka BHOSDA ho jaaye na,
To har bharose wala BHOSD! wala hi lagta hai.

7. Maine maanga tha thoda sa ujaala apni zindagi mein,
Chaahne walon ne to mere jhaanton mein aag hi laga di

8. Baba Sexy Das ne kya khoob kaha hai,
C maarne ka maza bhi tabhi aata hai Ghalib, jab
Mausam ho jaade ka aur bhosda ho bhaade ka!