Gaan-de Jokes
Famous jokes and little dirty.
1. Sardar dukandar se:
“Mere size ka condom milega?”
Dukandar: “Tum itna bada condom kya karoge?”
Sardar: “Fancy dress show me lund banke jaunga.”
“Mere size ka condom milega?”
Dukandar: “Tum itna bada condom kya karoge?”
Sardar: “Fancy dress show me lund banke jaunga.”
2. Ladki:
“Hey Bhagwan, ladkon ka lund thoda khoobsurat bana do.”
Bhagwan:
“Itna ganda banane par bhi tum choos leti ho, achha bana diya to kha hi jaogi.”
“Hey Bhagwan, ladkon ka lund thoda khoobsurat bana do.”
Bhagwan:
“Itna ganda banane par bhi tum choos leti ho, achha bana diya to kha hi jaogi.”
3. Vinod:
“Doctor sahab, dast ne behaal kar rakha hai.”
Doctor:
“Kitna patla aata hai?”
Vinod:
“Samajh lo aap usse gargle (kulla) kar sakte ho!”
Doctor behosh...
“Doctor sahab, dast ne behaal kar rakha hai.”
Doctor:
“Kitna patla aata hai?”
Vinod:
“Samajh lo aap usse gargle (kulla) kar sakte ho!”
Doctor behosh...
4. Teacher:
“Machhar ke kaatne se malaria hota hai, AIDS kyun nahi?”
Student:
“Kyunki machhar dank maarta hai, gaand nahi.”
“Machhar ke kaatne se malaria hota hai, AIDS kyun nahi?”
Student:
“Kyunki machhar dank maarta hai, gaand nahi.”
5. Ladki (romantic hoke):
“Badal garajte hain to teri yaad aati hai…
Saawan aata hai to teri yaad aati hai…
Barish ki boondon mein bhi teri yaad aati hai…”
Ladka:
“Pata hai, pata hai… teri chhatri mere paas padi hai.
Lauta dunga, mar mat.”
“Badal garajte hain to teri yaad aati hai…
Saawan aata hai to teri yaad aati hai…
Barish ki boondon mein bhi teri yaad aati hai…”
Ladka:
“Pata hai, pata hai… teri chhatri mere paas padi hai.
Lauta dunga, mar mat.”