Dirty Jokes

1.Suhagrat ko kamre ki light band thi aur ladki dulhe ka intezar kar rahi thi⏳,
ladka darwaja khol kar kamre me aya,
aur ladki se bola
Ladka: jaldi se apne kapde utaro👗
Ladki ne kapde utar liye,
aur dono ne khub achhe se sex🫦🫦 kiya
sex ke bad ladka bola:ab jaldi se kapde pehan lo,
Ladki : kyu? kya hua🤔..
Ladka:Dulha ane vala hai aab us ke sath suhagrath manana😃
😄😄😄😄😃😃!

2.Delivery ke baad,Pappu ki biwi ko tanke lag rhe the,
Pappu khidhki se jhank rha tha , use achhe se nahi dikh rha tha😬,
achanak pappu jor se chillaya puri mat sil diyo,
nyi to me sb ke faad duggaa☹️
🤣 😚 🤣 🤣 😣 😂 😂 😂 😂

3.Pati patni sex kar rhe the kisi ne bell bajayi🔔
aadmi ne 5 minut bad darwaja khola,
Dost bola der kyo laga di? aadmi: ham log chatni kut rhe the,
hoshiyar dost: bhabhi..hame bhi chatni chatao😋😋
Bhabhi Jii:mene bartan dho liya hai,
bhaiya ke chamche par lagi hogi,Chaat loo..

4.vakeel ne paro se puchha - ha to paro ji
jab apka balatkar hua tab apne kya mehsoos kiya?..
paro- ab kya btau vakil sahab , laddu jabardasti hi kyu
na khilaya jaya lagta to meetha hi hai
😜 😜 😜 😜

5.Dost tera nam mai kya rakhu; sapna rakhu to adhura rahega;
dil rakhu to kahi tut na jaye;
fir socha ki....lauda rakhu-
jarurat padhne par khada to rahega
😜 😁 😜 😝 😁 😜 😜 😝 😁 😁 😜 😝 😁

6.Gupta ji sex karte huye: aaj pitch bahut gili💦 hai mai jaldi out ho jaunga😪
Patni:apko to out hone ka bahana chahiye kal isi pitch par sharma ji shatak💯 mar kar gye hai .