Santa Banta Ke Chut-ku-le
adult humor jokes in Hindi.
1.Santa: Tumhari kitni patniya hai?
Banta:6
Santa: to fir to tum ravivar ko aram karte honge
Banta:Kahaa Pajji!
ek majdur ke jivan me aram kaha hai?
saali ravivar ko ati hai
Banta:6
Santa: to fir to tum ravivar ko aram karte honge
Banta:Kahaa Pajji!
ek majdur ke jivan me aram kaha hai?
saali ravivar ko ati hai
2.Banta: tumhara nam kya hai?
Das:lakshmi umesh narayan das.
Banta:short me btao bahut lamba hai.🤔Das: LUND...
Banta: rehne do.
Das:lund ya nam😁
Banta:nikal sale😡😡
Das:lakshmi umesh narayan das.
Banta:short me btao bahut lamba hai.🤔Das: LUND...
Banta: rehne do.
Das:lund ya nam😁
Banta:nikal sale😡😡
3.Pani me dubte huye ek aurat chilla rhi thi(bachao bachao) me pregnant hu..
Santa ne use bahar nikala aur muhh se muhh milakar usko sas dene laga.
Banta:uski penty utar uske andar funk marne laga.
Santa:abe ye kya kar rha hai bhosdki ke😠😡?
Banta:tu maa ki jaan bacha , me bache ki jaan bachata hu😟.
Santa ne use bahar nikala aur muhh se muhh milakar usko sas dene laga.
Banta:uski penty utar uske andar funk marne laga.
Santa:abe ye kya kar rha hai bhosdki ke😠😡?
Banta:tu maa ki jaan bacha , me bache ki jaan bachata hu😟.
4.Santa: ek comdom dega gf ko gift dena hai
Banta: gift dena hai to cover chadha du?
Santa: are bhosdi ke cover to yahi hai gift to mere pas hai 😂😂
Banta: gift dena hai to cover chadha du?
Santa: are bhosdi ke cover to yahi hai gift to mere pas hai 😂😂
5.Santa ne banta ko btaya ki usne kal
ek naya dost bnaya jiska nam hai,'shreeman chudwani'
Banta: Acha , baut ajeeb nam hai, kaisa hai vo???? meri bhi bat karao,
Santa ne jab phone kiya to phone uski biwi ne uthaya
to santa ne phone kat diya
Banta: kya yar, tune bina bat karaye phone kyo kat diya?
Santa:Ooo yaar, phone uski biwi ne uthaya tha
Banta : to kya hua?
Santa:Aree yaar, mere me yeh puchhne ki himmat nahi hai ki bhabhi ji, chudwani hai kya?
ek naya dost bnaya jiska nam hai,'shreeman chudwani'
Banta: Acha , baut ajeeb nam hai, kaisa hai vo???? meri bhi bat karao,
Santa ne jab phone kiya to phone uski biwi ne uthaya
to santa ne phone kat diya
Banta: kya yar, tune bina bat karaye phone kyo kat diya?
Santa:Ooo yaar, phone uski biwi ne uthaya tha
Banta : to kya hua?
Santa:Aree yaar, mere me yeh puchhne ki himmat nahi hai ki bhabhi ji, chudwani hai kya?
6.Santa ki shadi hui, khub mithai banti gyi;
pehla beta hua, khub mithayi bati
dusri beti hui , fir mihtayi bati;
5 sal bad,bachho ka school me addmision karwane gya;
daan 1 lakh aur fees 50 hazar;
santa:ghar akar khub roya
......to Banta ki Biwi boli , janu meri fati to mithayi bati ,aur khud ki fati to rona aa gya.
pehla beta hua, khub mithayi bati
dusri beti hui , fir mihtayi bati;
5 sal bad,bachho ka school me addmision karwane gya;
daan 1 lakh aur fees 50 hazar;
santa:ghar akar khub roya
......to Banta ki Biwi boli , janu meri fati to mithayi bati ,aur khud ki fati to rona aa gya.
7.Master ji ne santa ko phone kiya... apka beta badha shaitan hai.. aaj usne classroom ki jameen pe 500 ke note ki hubahoo photo bna di .. use uthane ke chakkar me mere nakhun tut gye.. ise samjhate kyu nahi😠😠?
Santa- master ji ..me khud ICU se bol rha hu ..bhosdike ne kal bijli ke socet pe chut bna di thi.. 😂😂😂
Santa- master ji ..me khud ICU se bol rha hu ..bhosdike ne kal bijli ke socet pe chut bna di thi.. 😂😂😂
8.Santa ek din badha presan sa tha aur usne banta se puchha
Santa- 'yaar teri biwi chalu hai kya' , mujhe hmesha dekh kar muskurati rehti hai ?
banta:O nahi yar esa kuchh bhi nahi hai, usne mujhse suhagrat me puchha tha,
kya maine kabhi kisi ki gand mari hai?
to mene tera nam le diya tha.
Santa- 'yaar teri biwi chalu hai kya' , mujhe hmesha dekh kar muskurati rehti hai ?
banta:O nahi yar esa kuchh bhi nahi hai, usne mujhse suhagrat me puchha tha,
kya maine kabhi kisi ki gand mari hai?
to mene tera nam le diya tha.