Santa and Banta Everyday Jokes

Clean, family-friendly jokes about friendship and everyday situations.

Santa: Sunday ko kya karte ho?
Banta: Aaram karta hoon.
Santa: Aur baaki din?
Banta: Sunday ka intezar.

Santa: Tum itni jaldi kaise aa gaye?
Banta: Bus pakad li.
Santa: Kaunsi bus?
Banta: Jo mere saamne ruki thi.

Santa ne Banta se poocha: Naya alarm kaisa hai?
Banta: Subah bajta hai aur main use band karke phir so jata hoon.

Banta: Aaj mausam kitna accha hai.
Santa: Haan, bas ghar se nikalne ki himmat bhi aa jaye.